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I am a Teacher Sayings
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I am a Teacher:  Funny Sayings, Quotes, and Graphics

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I AM A TEACHER:

  • I work on weekends and holidays.
  • I can take attendance, collect papers, and tie shoe laces all at the same time.
  • I never get a break to use the bathroom during school hours.
  • My students accidentally call me "Mom."
  • I am broke.
  • I can eat my lunch in less than 2 minutes (while walking around and supervising students.)

~ Heidi McDonald

I am a Teacher:  Funny Sayings

I AM A TEACHER:  My hobbies include: 

  • Carrying a bag full of papers to grade.
  • Never getting a break to pee during school hours.
  • Eating my lunch while standing over a hot photocopy machine.
  • Going shopping for supplies for my students and classroom and paying for them myself.

~ Heidi McDonald

I am a Teacher.  Teacher Hobbies

I AM A TEACHER:  My red carpet moment is walking 28 students to assembly without anyone falling, shouting, or picking their nose.

I am a Teacher:  My red carpet moment

I AM A TEACHER: 

  • T - errific
  • E - nergetic
  • A - ble
  • C - heerful
  • H - ard working
  • E - nthusiastic
  • R - emarkable
I am a teacher letters on chalkboard T.E.A.C.H.E.R.
Teacher Note T.E.A.C.H.E.R.

I AM A TEACHER:  I steal things from home and bring them to work.

I AM A TEACHER - I steal things from home and bring them to work.
I am a teacher.  I steal things from home and bring them to work.

You can't scare me. I'm a TEACHER!

You can't scare me. I am a TEACHER!

I am a TEACHER.  Therefore I am broke!   ~ Heidi McDonald

I am a TEACHER.  Therefore I am broke!   ~ Heidi McDonald

WARNING:  I'M A TEACHER! I'll always be young at heart. I'll never grow up and act my age.  ~ Heidi McDonald

Warning! I'm a teacher. I'll always be young at heart. I'll never grow up and act my age.
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