Said No Teacher Ever:
Funny Sayings About Teachers

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blue bullet point This page contains a large list of funny sayings that no teacher would ever say. These "No teacher ever said" sayings are very popular to use in E-cards and many teachers share them on Facebook and Pinterest.



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Below you will find 19 "Said No Teacher Ever" sayings.

For your convenience, my list of "said no teacher ever" sayings is in alphabetical order.


"Based on my teaching salary,
I'm confident that I can retire early."

Based on my teaching salary, I'm confident that I can retire early, said no teacher ever.


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"Don't worry, it's not important
to follow the directions that I just
spent 30 minutes explaining to the class."

Following directions is not important, said not teacher ever.


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"Grading tests is a fun way to spend a Saturday night!"

Grading tests is a fun way to spend a Saturday night! said no teacher ever.


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"Helping my students pass standardized
tests is the reason I became a teacher."

Helping my students pass standardized tests is the reason I became a teacher, said no teacher ever.


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"I can't wait for tomorrow's faculty meeting!"

I can't wait for tomorrow's faculty meeting!  said no teacher ever.


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"I can't wait to volunteer for bus duty!"

I can't wait to volunteer for bus duty! Said no teacher ever.


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"I do this for the money."

I do this for the money, said no teacher ever.


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"I love being able to go to the
bathroom whenever I need to."

I love being able to go to the bathroom whenever I need to, said no teacher ever.

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"I love that I can leave work at work."

I love that I can leave work at work, said no teacher ever.


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"I love working on lesson plans all weekend long!"

I love working on lesson plans all weekend long!  said no teacher ever.


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"I'm all caught up with my paperwork."

I'm all caught up with my paperwork,  said no teacher ever.


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"I'm so over paid."

I'm so over paid, said no teacher ever.


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"I never spend my own money buying school
supplies for my students and classroom."

I never spend my own money buying school supplies for my students and classroom,  said no teacher ever.


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"I quit working at 3:00 p.m. every day."

I quit working at 3:00 p.m. every day, said no teacher ever.


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"Long leisurely lunch breaks
are one of the perks of my job."

Long leisurely lunch breaks are one of the perks of my job, said no teacher ever.



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"Now that all of my students are working quietly,
it would be the perfect time for a fire drill."

It's the perfect time for a fire drill, said no teacher ever.


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"Spelling skills are not important."

Spelling skills are not important, said no teacher ever.


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"Sure! I believe that the dog ate your homework."

Sure! I believe that the dog ate your homework, no teacher ever said.



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"Too bad it's Friday."

Too bad it's Friday,  said no teacher ever.


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"What should I do with all this free time that I have?"

What should I do with all this free time that I have? said no teacher ever.


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