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100+ funny teacher quotes to use for classrooms, social media, and newsletters.

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Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

~ Dr. Haim Ginott

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. Dr. Haim Ginott




Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

~ Socrates 420 BC

Coffee:  because teaching little minds is exhausting.

~ Author Unknown

Coffee:  because teaching little minds is exhausting.

Coffee: Turning tired teachers into superheroes on a daily basis.

~ Heidi McDonald

Coffee: Turning tired teachers into superheroes on a daily basis.

Confessions of a Tired Teacher: I was so tired that I stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

~ Heidi McDonald

Confessions of a Tired Teacher

Creativity: Take the obvious, add a cupful of brains, a generous pinch of imagination, a bucketful of courage and daring, stir well and bring to a boil.

~ Bernard Baruch

Dear Friday, I Love You.  

Sincerely, a Tired Teacher.

~ Heidi McDonald

Letter to Friday from tired teacher

Dear Parents: If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.

~ Author Unknown

Dear Parents: If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school

Dear Teacher,  I'm just calling to confirm that I ate John's homework.

~ Heidi McDonald

dog ate student's homework excuse

Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won't help at all.

~ Author Unknown

Dear Teacher:

  • May your photocopy never jam,
  • May your Sharpies never dry out,
  • May your faculty meetings all be short,
  • and may you change the world one child at a time.

~ Heidi McDonald

Dear Tired Teacher:  When the expectations begin to feel impossible, remember that because of you today someone smiled, learned something new, became more confident, and felt loved. Don't give up.

~ Author Unknown

Dear Tired Teacher:  Don't Give Up

Deja Poo: The feeling a teacher gets at a faculty meeting that she's heard this stuff before.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny Teacher Quotes and Sayings

Did I really just call my teacher Mom?

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny teacher graphic boy calls teacher mom

Discover Wildlife: Be a Teacher!

~ Author Unknown

Discover Wildlife: Be a Teacher!

Don't judge a teacher until you've walked a mile in her shoes.

~ Heidi McDonald

Don't judge a teacher until you've walked a mile in her shoes.  Funny teacher meme

Don't let the obstacles in the road keep you from being a teacher that ROCKS!

~ Heidi McDonald

Teachers Rock Quote

Don't lick the desk.

~ Author Unknown

Don't lick the desk.  Funny teacher meme.

Don't worry, be happy.

~ Bobby McFerrin

Don't worry, be happy. Bobby McFerrin

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Dreams come a size too big so that we can grow into them.

~ Josie Bisset

Dreams come a size too big so that we can grow into them. Josie Bisset


Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.

~ Daniel Boorstin

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