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100+ funny teacher quotes to use for classrooms, social media, and newsletters.

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17.  Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

~ Dr. Haim Ginott

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. Dr. Haim Ginott




18.  Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

~ Socrates 420 BC

19.  Coffee:  because teaching little minds is exhausting.

~ Author Unknown

Coffee:  because teaching little minds is exhausting.


20.  Coffee: Turning tired teachers into superheroes on a daily basis.

~ Heidi McDonald

Coffee: Turning tired teachers into superheroes on a daily basis.


21.  Confessions of a Tired Teacher: I was so tired that I stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

~ Author Unknown

Confessions of a Tired Teacher


22.  Creativity: Take the obvious, add a cupful of brains, a generous pinch of imagination, a bucketful of courage and daring, stir well and bring to a boil.

~ Bernard Baruch

23.  Dear Friday, I Love You.  

Sincerely, a Tired Teacher.

~ Author Unknown

Letter to Friday from tired teacher



24.  Dear Parents: If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.

~ Author Unknown

Dear Parents: If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school


25.  Dear Teacher,  I'm just calling to confirm that I ate John's homework.

~ Heidi McDonald

The dog ate my homework.


26.  Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won't help at all.

~ Author Unknown



27.  Dear Teacher:

  • May your photocopy never jam,
  • May your Sharpies never dry out,
  • May your faculty meetings all be short,
  • And may you change the world one child at a time.

~ Heidi McDonald


28.  Dear Tired Teacher:  When the expectations begin to feel impossible, remember that because of you today someone smiled, learned something new, became more confident, and felt loved. Don't give up.

~ Author Unknown

Dear Tired Teacher:  Don't Give Up


29.  Deja Poo: The feeling a teacher gets at a faculty meeting that she's heard this stuff before.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny Teacher Quotes and Sayings

30.  Did I really just call my teacher Mom?

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny teacher graphic boy calls teacher mom


31.  Discover Wildlife: Be a Teacher!

~ Author Unknown

Discover Wildlife: Be a Teacher!

32.  Don't judge a teacher until you've walked a mile in her shoes.

~ Author Unknown

Don't judge a teacher until you've walked a mile in her shoes.  Funny teacher meme


33.  Don't let the obstacles in the road keep you from being a teacher that ROCKS!

~ Heidi McDonald

Teachers Rock Quote

34.  Don't lick the desk.

~ Author Unknown

Don't lick the desk.  Funny teacher meme.


35.  Don't worry, be happy.

~ Bobby McFerrin

Don't worry, be happy. Bobby McFerrin


36.  Dreams come a size too big so that we can grow into them.

~ Josie Bisset

Dreams come a size too big so that we can grow into them. Josie Bisset


37.  Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.

~ Daniel Boorstin

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