Funny Teacher Quotes
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138.  Teacher:  The only job that makes you reconsider all future names for your own children.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny teacher saying and graphic




139.  The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.

~ Author Unknown

The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.

140.  The best teacher of children, in brief, is one who is essentially childlike.

~ H. L. Mencken

141. The difference between try and triumph is a little umph

~ Author Unknown

142. The expert at anything was once a beginner.

~ Helen Hayes

The expert at anything was once a beginner.  Helen Hayes



The expert at anything was once a beginner.


143.  The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

~ Vince Lombardi

144.  The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children.

~ Louis Johannot

Funny teacher quote about parents.

145.  THE STORY OF MY LIFE: I Need to Pee But I Can't Leave My Class Unsupervised

~ Author Unknown

Teacher Using Restroom Funny Teacher Quote


146.  There are these kids who stole my heart.  I am there teacher.

~ Heidi McDonald

There are these kids who stole my heart.  I am there teacher.


147.  There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.

~ Author Unknown

148.  There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly.

~ Lola May

149.  There will be a day when I have finished grading papers, but today is not that day.

~ Heidi McDonald

Tired teacher grading a huge pile of papers.

150.  The wise teacher knows that 55 minutes of work plus 5 minutes laughter are worth twice as much as 60 minutes of unvaried work.

~ Gilbert Highet

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151.  The work can wait while you show the child the rainbow, but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work.

~ Patricia Clafford

152.  They call me Darth Grader.

~ Author Unknown

Star Wars Darth Vader Teacher Meme


153.  This classroom runs on love, laughter, and lots of coffee.

~ Author Unknown

This classroom runs on love, laughter, and lots of coffee.

154.  This is John.  John goes to school.  John isn't rude to his teachers because he knows they aren't paid much and they just want to help him learn.  John is smart. Be like John.

~ Author Unknown

Be like John.  Funny teacher meme.

155.  This teacher can tell a full moon is coming.

~ Unknown Author

This teacher can tell a full moon is coming.  Funny Teacher Memes

156.  Today you are you!  That is truer than true!  These is no one alive who is you-er than you!

~ Dr. Seuss

Today you are you!  That is truer than true! Dr. Seuss Quote

157.  To survive as a teacher you need 3 bones: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

~ Author Unknown

To survive as a teacher you need 3 bones: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

158.  To the world you may be just a teacher, but to your students you are a hero.

~ Author Unknown

To the world you may be just a teacher, but to your students you are a hero.


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