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I realize that I am a highly educated professional and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG!

~ Author Unknown

OMG Professional Teacher


I see the mind of the five-year-old as a volcano with two vents: destructiveness and creativeness.

~ Sylvia Ashton-Warner

I still think that 1990 was 10 years ago.

~ Author Unknown

I still think that 1990 was 10 years ago.

I teach high school math. I sell a product to a market that doesn't want it, but is forced by law to buy it.

~ Dan Meyer

I teach.  There's no app for that.

~ Author Unknown

I teach. What's your superpower? Teacher and Kids  Funny Teacher Sayings

I teach tomorrow's leaders.  I'm kind of a big deal.

~ Author Unknown

I teach tomorrow's leaders.  I'm kind of a big deal.

I teach. What's your superpower?

~ Author Unknown

I teach. What's your superpower?

I think a secure profession for young people is history teacher, because in the future, there will be so much more of it to teach.

~ Bill Muse

I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.

~ Mary Ann Shaffer

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.

~ George Washington

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"

~ A.A. Milne

Pooh's Little Instruction Book

It's not always what you teach, but how you teach it.

~ Meena Srinivasan

It's not always what you teach, but how you teach it. Meena Srinivasan

I've been daydreaming for the last 10 minutes.  Would you mind repeating the directions one more time?

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny boy asking teacher to repeat directions

I was so tired I stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

~ Author Unknown

Tired Teacher Funny Meme

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think that decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.

~ Anna Quindlen

Just another day in the life of a teacher.

  • I had to teach P.E. during my only planning period because the P.E. teacher was absent.
  • Anne's parents called me because they were angry that she received a 97% on her exam.
  • Tommy threw up on my brand new leather shoes.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny day in a life of a school teacher.

Just so you know, teachers don't "Have the summer off."  They just do a year's worth of work in 10 months.

~ Author Unknown

Funny teacher quote about having summer off.

Keep calm and teach on.

~ Author Unknown

Keep calm and teach on.

Kind students are the coolest!

~ Heidi McDonald

Kind students are the coolest.

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Knowledge is power, and enthusiasm pulls the switch.

~ Steve Droke

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