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Funny teacher quotes to use for classrooms, social media, and newsletters.

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The Law of Teaching:  No matter how many times you proofread a paper, you will never find a typing mistake until you've made copies of it and handed it out to students.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny teaching saying about proofreading typing mistakes.


May your coffee be strong and your students be calm.

~ Heidi McDonald

May your coffee be strong and your students be calm.  Funny teacher sayings

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.

~ Bernard Mannes Baruch

My favorite coffee in the morning:  The kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it.

~ Author Unknown

My favorite coffee in the morning

My odds of winning the Powerball and having all of my students listen to directions the first time ... are exactly the same.

~ Author Unknown

Odds of teacher winning the Powerball quote

My teacher thought that I was smarter than I was - so I was.

~ 6 year old student

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

~ Ann Landers

No one is perfect. That is why pencils have erasers.

~ Author Unknown

No school teacher has ever had a former student return to say a standardized test has changed his or her life.

~ Joe Martin

No school teacher has ever had a former student return to say a standardized test has changed his or her life.

Not all superheroes have capes, some have teaching degrees.

~ Heidi McDonald

Not all superheroes have capes, some have teaching degrees.

Not only does a smile cost less than electricity, it also brightens your day.

~ Author Unknown

Smile brightens your day.




Of course I can do 6 things at once! I'm a teacher!

~ Heidi McDonald

Busy multi-tasking teacher
Funny multi-tasking busy teacher meme

OMG!  Is the test really today?

~ Heidi McDonald

OMG Funny student face

Once a student has been in my class, he or she will always be one of my kids.

~ Author Unknown

Once a student has been in my class, he or she will always be one of my kids.


Once you get people laughing, they're listening.

~ Herbert Gardner

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

~ Author Unknown

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

~ Albert Einstein

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