92.  The Law of Teaching:  No matter how many times you proofread a paper, you will never find a typing mistake until you've made copies of it and handed it out to students.

~ Heidi McDonald

93.  May your coffee be strong and your students be calm.

~ Heidi McDonald

94.  Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.

~ Bernard Mannes Baruch

95. My favorite coffee in the morning:  The kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it.

~ Author Unknown

96.  My odds of winning the Powerball and having all of my students listen to directions the first time ... are exactly the same.

~ Author Unknown

97.  My teacher thought that I was smarter than I was - so I was.

~ 6 year old student

98.  Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

~ Ann Landers

99.  No one is perfect. That is why pencils have erasers.

~ Author Unknown

100.  No school teacher has ever had a former student return to say a standardized test has changed his or her life.

~ Joe Martin

101.  Not all superheroes have capes, some have teaching degrees.

~ Heidi McDonald

102.  Not only does a smile cost less than electricity, it also brightens your day.

~ Author Unknown

103.  Of course I can do 6 things at once! I'm a teacher!

~ Heidi McDonald

104.  OMG!  Is the test really today?

~ Heidi McDonald

105.  Once a student has been in my class, he or she will always be one of my kids.

~ Author Unknown

106.  Once you get people laughing, they're listening.

~ Herbert Gardner

107.  Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

~ Author Unknown

108.  Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

~ Albert Einstein