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109.  Our Classroom 2 Seconds Rule

It only takes 2 seconds to:

  • Say hello
  • Smile at someone
  • Hold the door open
  • Give a compliment
  • Invite a classmate to sit next to you
  • Make a diffference

~ Heidi McDonald

Our Classroom 2 Seconds Rule




110.  Our teacher is always talking to her imaginary friend called "class."

~ Author Unknown

Our teacher is always talking to her imaginary friend called class.

111.  Parent: Well, he never does that at home.


Ross from Friends Funny Face Parent Conferences

112.  "Please" and "Thank You" are still magical words.

~ Heidi McDonald



113.  Please excuse the mess, we are busy learning.

~ Author Unknown

FunnyQuoteAboutMessyClassrooms

114.  Portrait of a teacher who has survived: faculty meetings, grading papers all weekend, field trips, testing, report cards, bus duty, parent conferences, and fire drills.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny portrait of a teacher who has survived


115.  Power of Yet:

  • I can't do this.
  • I don't understand this.
  • This doesn't work.

Take a deep breath.  Go for a short stroll. Then, add a "yet" to the end of your sentence.  As in:

  • I can't do this yet.
  • I don't understand this yet.
  • This doesn't work yet.

~ Author Unknown

The power of yet


116.  Recipe For Iced Coffee:

  1. Become a school teacher.
  2. Bring hot coffee to school.
  3. Start multi-tasking and doing a million things.
  4. Forget that you brought coffee to school.
  5. Drink cold coffee.

~ Author Unknown

Recipe for iced coffee for school teachers


117.  School Teacher:  The only profession where you have to do more work to call in sick than if you just suffered through the day feeling horrible.

~ Heidi McDonald

school teacher calling in sick to work


118.  Silliness makes your soul smile.

~ Doe Zantamata

119.  Smonday: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.

~ Author Unknown

Smonday: When Sunday stops feeling like Sunday


120.  Some days, she has no idea how she'll do it.  But every single day, she still gets it done.

~ Heidi McDonald

Quote about teachers:  Some days, she has no idea how she'll go it.  But every single day, she still gets it done.


121.  Sometimes I think about skipping school. But then I remember that I'm the teacher.

~ Heidi McDonald

Skipping School Teacher
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