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If my bank account grew as quickly as the number of papers that I need to grade, I'd be a very rich teacher.

~ Author Unknown

If my bank account grew as quickly as the number of papers that I need to grade, I'd be a very rich teacher.


If Plan A didn't work, don't worry, the alphabet has 25 more letters.

~ Author Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, don't worry, the alphabet has 25 more letters.

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

~ A. A. Milne

Pooh's Little Instruction Book

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you.

~ Author Unknown

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you.

If you can read this, thank a teacher.

Ef u kan rid ths u prbli R a teecha.

~ Author Unknown

If you can read this, thank a teacher.

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

~ Albert Einstein

If your absence won't make any difference, your presence won't either.

~ Author Unknown

If you really want to know about the future, don't ask a technologist, a scientist, a physicist. No! Don't ask somebody who's writing code. No, if you want to know what society's going to be like in 20 years, ask a kindergarten teacher.

~ Clifford Stoll

If you want to reach your goals, you must shrink the size of your but.

~ Author Unknown

If you want to reach your goals, you must shrink the size of your but.

I had another wild night last night.  I finished grading papers at 11:00 p.m.  I stayed up and partied until 11:02 p.m.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny teacher saying about grading papers.

I'm not crazy because I teach. I'm just crazy about being a teacher.

~ Heidi McDonald

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Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.

~ Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm so embarrassed!  I just called my teacher Mom!

~ Heidi McDonald

In becoming a teacher, I've lost my mind ... but found my heart and soul.

~ Heidi McDonald

In becoming a teacher, I've lost my mind ... but found my heart and soul.

I need professional help. A personal assistant, a chauffeur, a chef, and a maid should do it.

~ Author Unknown

Teacher needs professional help.

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

~ Dr. Seuss

Instant teacher.  Just add coffee.

~ Author Unknown

Instant teacher.  Just add coffee.

Instead of saying "Impossible," let's teach our students to say: "I'm Possible!"

~ Heidi McDonald

Instead of saying


In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

~ Rodney Dangerfield

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