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Funny teacher quotes to use for classrooms, social media, and newsletters.

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38.  Educators are the only people who lose sleep over other people's children.

~ Nicholas A. Ferroni

Educators are the only people who lose sleep over other people's children. Nicholas A. Ferroni




39.  Every morning before getting out of bed, I calculate how much sick leave I have left.

~ Heidi McDonald



40.  Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

~ Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey quote: Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo.


41.  F.A.I.L. = First Attempt In Learning

~ Author Unknown

F.A.I.L. = First Attempt In Learning

42.  Game On!  ~ Author Unknown

  • Football players have the Superbowl.
  • Runners have the Olympics.
  • Teachers Have "Back To School." Armed with new ideas, fresh views, a stapler, and glue. GAME ON!
Superbowl Teacher Saying

43.  Good teachers are the ones who can challenge young minds without losing their own.

~ Author Unknown

44.  Group projects help me understand why Batman works alone.

~ Author Unknown

Group projects help me understand why Batman works alone.


45.  He who laughs most, learns best.

~ John Cleese

He who laughs most, learns best. John Cleese


46.  How did it get so late so soon?

~ Dr. Seuss

47.  I can't believe I just saw my teacher at the grocery store!  I thought she lived in her classroom!

~ Heidi McDonald

Surprised student sees teacher at grocery store.


48.  How I feel before and after parent conferences.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny teacher meme:  How I feel before and after parent conferences

49.  I agree with your Facebook post, but I won't LIKE it because it has too many grammatical errors.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny Facebook Quote and Saying


50.  I AM A TEACHER - I steal things from home and bring them to work.

~ Author Unknown

I AM A TEACHER - I steal things from home and bring them to work.


51.  I am a Teacher:  My red carpet moment is walking 28 students to assembly without anyone falling, shouting, or picking their nose.

~ Author Unknown

Red carpet moment for teacher.  Funny teacher saying.


52.  I can't believe I just called my teacher Mom.  I'm so embarrassed!

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny Teacher Sayings Calling Teacher Mom


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