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Educators are the only people who lose sleep over other people's children.

~ Nicholas A. Ferroni

Educators are the only people who lose sleep over other people's children. Nicholas A. Ferroni


Every morning before getting out of bed, I calculate how much sick leave I have left.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny Teacher Sick Leave Quote

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

~ Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey quote: Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo.

F.A.I.L. = First Attempt In Learning

~ Author Unknown

F.A.I.L. = First Attempt In Learning

Game On!  ~ Author Unknown

  • Football players have the Superbowl.
  • Runners have the Olympics.
  • Teachers Have "Back To School." Armed with new ideas, fresh views, a stapler, and glue. GAME ON!
Superbowl Teacher Saying

Good teachers are the ones who can challenge young minds without losing their own.

~ Author Unknown

He who laughs most, learns best.

~ John Cleese

He who laughs most, learns best. John Cleese

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How did it get so late so soon?

~ Dr. Seuss

I can't believe I just saw my teacher at the grocery store!  I thought she lived in her classroom!

~ Heidi McDonald

Surprised student sees teacher at grocery store.

How I feel before and after parent conferences.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny teacher meme:  How I feel before and after parent conferences

I agree with your Facebook post, but I won't LIKE it because it has too many grammatical errors.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny Facebook Quote and Saying


I AM A TEACHER - I steal things from home and bring them to work.

~ Author Unknown

I AM A TEACHER - I steal things from home and bring them to work.

I am a Teacher:  My red carpet moment is walking 28 students to assembly without anyone falling, shouting, or picking their nose.

~ Author Unknown

Red carpet moment for teacher.  Funny teacher saying.

I can't believe I just called my teacher Mom.  I'm so embarrassed!

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny Teacher Sayings Calling Teacher Mom
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