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Sometimes those that challenge you the most, teach you the most.

~ Author Unknown

Sometimes those that challenge you the most, teach you the most.


So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.

~ Roald Dahl

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.

Spoken words can't be erased.  Don't blurt what might hurt.

~ Author Unknown

Think before you speak:  Spoken words can't be erased.  Don't blurt what might hurt.

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.

~ E. M. Forster

Summer:  The time of the year when parents realize just how grossly underpaid teachers actually are.

~ Author Unknown

Funny quote about summer vacation and parent.

Summer:  The time of the year when teachers can go to the bathroom when they need to.

~ Heidi McDonald

Summer:  The time of the year when teachers can go to the bathroom when they need to.

Sunday is a teacher's day of REST:

  • the REST of the laundry,
  • the REST of the housework,
  • and grade the REST of the papers.

~ Heidi McDonald

Sunday Funny Teacher Meme
Sunday is a teacher's day of REST.

Teacher:  A person who refuses to throw something away (such as a toilet paper roll, egg carton, or plastic bottle) because it might be useful in 10+ years to complete a project with students.

~ Heidi McDonald

Funny definition of a teacher.

Teacher Olympics:

  • Paperwork Weightlifting
  • Speed Eating Relay Race
  • Recess Duty Decathlon
  • 3 Hour Faculty Meeting Marathon
  • All Day Bladder Control Dicing
  • Parent/Teacher Conferences Hurdles
  • Problem Solving High Jump
  • Multitasker Synchronized Swimming
  • Field Trip Field Hockey
  • Teaching From the Heart Sailing

~ Heidi McDonald

Teacher Olympic Events

Teachers are classy people!

~ Heidi McDonald

Teachers are classy people!
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Teachers are flexible and can work on their lesson plans from anywhere!

~ Heidi McDonald

Teachers are flexible and can work on their lesson plans from anywhere!


Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting.

~ Frank McCourt

Teachers can plan inspiring lesson activities from amazing places!

~ Heidi McDonald

Teachers can plan inspiring lesson activities from amazing places!


Teacher's Nightmare: Tying a wet shoelace when it has not been raining.

~ Author Unknown

Funny teacher quote - wet shoelace
Teacher's Nightmare: Tying a wet shoelace when it has not been raining.

Teacher:  The hardest job you'll ever love.

~ Author Unknown

Teacher:  The hardest job you'll ever love.

Teaching reading IS rocket science.

~ Louisa Moats

Teaching reading IS rocket science. Louisa Moats


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